Don’t Mess With The Bull Son! You’ll Get The Horns!
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When I am not traveling for work I am working in my office in the suburbs of Philly. Where I work, because of my travel, I was never really part of the “group”. But lately that has been changing. I have been starting to be drug into the pranks and practical jokes that the others have been involved in.
The pranks are somewhat tame, for example, buying instant lottery tickets that claim you won huge sums of cash, jumping out of closets to scare someone, locking someone in the bathroom with bungee cords, etc….
But when you mess with me I will take it to the next level.
They have now messed with me. Yesterday they covered my car, which I park on the lot and close to the main road, with for sale signs and my phone number. Not a bad prank but now it is my turn.
I have had tons of time to plot and plan on my pranks back before they even messed with me. Yesterday I put plan one into play. The main person involved with the for sale prank came out to find her car also covered in for sale signs and wrapped up in shrink wrap. Lots of shrink wrap. A whole roll of shrink wrap.
For those that don’t know what shrink wrap is, it is like large industrial sized clear plastic wrap. We use it to wrap up pallets of merchandise to be shipped on trucks so that it does not shift on the pallet during shipping.
Other employees and a few customers saw the wrapped car and found it very funny but the real laughter began when she went out to the parking lot and found her car completely wrapped up and encapsulated in the shrink wrap. Even she laughed.
Going through my head was that ditty that goes “What ever you can do I can do better!!!!”
You betchya @$$ I can!
As I was leaving work she says – It’s on now!
I certainly hope so.
What ever you can do I can do better!
That’s funny. I wonder what else you/they’ve got up your sleeves…
That’s good stuff. I actually did that to a friend of mine a few years back, but it on a really, really cold winter night. So after we wrapped it up we dumped a few bucks of water on it that froze really fast, which made it a super pain in the arse to undo.
Wow. I had an fellow workmate who used to play games with me and move all my desk toys on me. It was a lot of fun but it was nothing as big as what you guys are getting into. I hope this ends well, though. It scares me when people’s cars start getting involved.
lmao, that’s a great way to get back at someone, cause it might be a pain to have to unwrap and/or cut all that shrink wrap off, it won’t do any damage to the car in question. but like teeni said, just watch it when cars start getting involved, it can end very, very badly if the wrong people get the wrong idea and do something stupid.
I used to work at a place where people were notorious for putting cups of water in locations that would dowse unsuspecting victims if the intended victim didn’t come along first. They would put tape over the listening end of the phone followed by any handy condiments, and then they could call the victims extension resulting in an ear full of mustard or what have you. There was always some such craziness going on.
The only thing better than the shrink wrap would have been if you could have blown the car full of packing cornrofoam peanuts first (they’re environmentally friendly you know)!!