I’ve Busted The Conspiracy
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I know why I was forced to buy a hew hairbrush.
It has become the community brush. My wife uses it, my daughter uses it and the boy is using it.
My old one was small and could fit in the medicine cabinet over the sink and the new one that I was forced to buy was large and not suitable to store anywhere but on the side of the sink or on the tank of the toilet.
I knew it was a conspiracy! I knew that there was something more than just my wife wanting me to “update” my hairbrush. They don’t go out of style. It’s a hairbrush!!!!!
There are a few things that skive me. Things that no matter what – I am just not going to share with anyone! They include my toothbrush, underwear, bathing suit, and my hair brush!
So you know what? I kept my old brush. That’s right! I saved it! Hid it so that others could not find it and when I discovered this nefarious little plot the family had going I pulled it back out. I pulled it out and used it. Yeah, so you all can go on with your bad selfs and keep using that new brush and I’ll have mine safely tuckered away.
Momma didn’t raise no fool!
Is community underwear wrong?
To combat the community toiletries issue in this house, I actually live in my own house out of a travel bag and keep my hair so short a brush is useless.
ROFLMAO! You are crazy!
My husband doesn’t like for people to use his brush/comb either. He interrogates me if he suspects me of using his brushes but he will gladly use MY brush to brush his beard out. That is grosser, beard hair looks too much like pubes. Yuck!
My deoderant is off limits! My problem with shared hairbrush isn’t that others are using it–it is the problem with them misplacing it–or playing with it (as my son is doing right now). For some reason when I get on the computer, they decide it is time to play in Mommy and Daddy’s bathroom/closet. What’s up with that?
I’m still a little confused about how a hairbrush can be outdated. But I definitely don’t like sharing my brush with anyone either.
PS: I saw The Ddark Knight last night. Order up.