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I’ve Busted The Conspiracy
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Comments (7) I know why I was forced to buy a hew hairbrush.
It has become the community brush. My wife uses it, my daughter uses it and the boy is using it.
My old one was small and could fit in the medicine cabinet over the sink and the new one that I was forced to buy was large and not suitable to store anywhere but on the side of the sink or on the tank of the toilet.
I knew it was a conspiracy! I knew that there was something more than just my wife wanting me to “update” my hairbrush. They don’t go out of style. It’s a hairbrush!!!!!
There are a few things that skive me. Things that no matter what – I am just not going to share with anyone! They include my toothbrush, underwear, bathing suit, and my hair brush!
So you know what? I kept my old brush. That’s right! I saved it! Hid it so that others could not find it and when I discovered this nefarious little plot the family had going I pulled it back out. I pulled it out and used it. Yeah, so you all can go on with your bad selfs and keep using that new brush and I’ll have mine safely tuckered away.
Momma didn’t raise no fool!
