Silly Search Terms - Revisited - Again

Posted May 15, 2008
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It is that time to post a few of the amusing and funny search terms that have drawn traffic to my site or, as I affectionately refer to as “I can’t think of anything to write about so I will go to the old trusted standby of the funny and amusing search terms to find this silly little blog”. 

So without further ado……

Good Things That Have To Do With Animal - I so hope that this had nothing to do with kinky wild sex with donkeys, goats or any other animal.  I want them tested on, not molested on.

Can Dead Animals Be Used For Animal Test - If we test some new cancer treatment or antibiotic on the dead creature and it kills them, how will we ever know?

My Son’s Butthole Itches - So scratch it!

My Wife Peed In The Car. How Do I Get Th- Th what?!?!?  This is a story I am interested in hearing about.

Blogs of a Mad Man About Animal Testing - Oh Shit!  Now I am in for it.  PETA is on to me now.  

Then a few weeks later this search term crops up -

Markalan.wordpress Animal Product Testing- This is for real.  Someone actually used this exact search term.  I am now convinced that some animal rights group is on to me.  Pretty soon I am going to have Pam Anderson or Alicia Silverstone on my door step looking for me.    Hmmm…..  on second thought, that might not be a bad thing.  Spank me baby!  I’ve been a bad boy!  I’ve talked bad about animals.  Punish me as only you know how ladies!!!!

Kara Alien Abduction - I am not the only one they are looking for.  Kara is being searched out too.  I am not sure what I would rather, have PETA looking for me or Aliens. 

I Missed My Flight - And now that you have free time, you decided to read some blogs.  I’m touched.

 Lick My Lettuce - Um…..  Is this like a new sex slang?  Like a Roman Helmet or Dirty Sanchez?

Wanking+My+Son - There is so much wrong with this one.  I want it out!

Where Backflips And Front Flips Originate - I can tell you for a fact that it was not here at Idle Ramblings.  I can’t do them anymore.  The fat gods and age have caught up to me. 

 

4 Comments so far

  1. Nine on May 15, 2008

    “My son’s butthole itches” - that’s fricken hilarious. I want to know what on your blog led that person to you… You and me both!

    I’m gonna see how many times I can use the phrase “lick my lettuce” in a sentence today. You say it to the wrong person and you are lible to get your ass kicked!

  2. trishatruly on May 15, 2008

    Red sent me. The blue dog barks at midnight. LOL

    Actually, I like your stuff so I’ll be sniffin’ around checkin’ you out from now on.
    (That was kinda harsh, what you said to Red but hey, it’s your ass when she reads it, not mine.) :)

    LOL She knows it is all in love. Tough Love!

    Glad to have you on board and glad that you like my stuff. Thanks

  3. kara on May 15, 2008

    Kara Alien Abduction?????

    Should I be scared?

  4. teeni on May 15, 2008

    Wow - Mark! You got some really interesting ones here. You are going to give me a run for the money. LOL at you and Red. I know you mean it in fun and she probably does but her readers may not! ;) If they hang around long enough they’ll see for themselves.

    Anyway, these are great!

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