You Found Me How?
Search engine terms. This is a stat that WordPress keeps for you on your Dashboard page. Reading the search engine terms that draw traffic to my blog is at times very amusing. Below is a listing of several in the past few weeks that have drawn people over to my blog. I was inspired by a few others I read regularly who have posted their search engine terms recently.
“How to control Mad Man” - if this is an issue of yours then you need the police, not Google
“What rhymes with squirrel” - Good question. Karnack I am not.
“Where does cereal come from” - A cereal box idiot!!!! Everyone knows that!
I get tons of hits from scabs and several about teabagging and teabaggers, go figure.
There seems to be a lot of folks confused about toilet paper. Here are several of the more humorous search engine terms used….
“How to put Toilet Paper on Toilet Parer Roll” - you can use a computer but you can’t put a roll of TP on the holder?
“Replace Toilet Paper” - another genius
“Toilet Ramblings” - is this really someones issue? I thought I had issues
“Using toilet paper off the floor” - Toilet Ramblings is looking less astonishing right about now. Why would you even want to consider using TP off the floor? Get a fresh one off the roll.
This one surprised me - “Polish Black Slur” - WTF? When have I ever come close to this?
“How does a shower work?” - I have a scary feeling that this one, even though they can use a computer and work the Internet, has never taken a shower.
“How do I know my moles are normal” - You don’t. People go to school a very long time for this. They are called DOCTORS!
The Internet never ceases to amaze me.
Oooo - you had some good ones. LOL. Just so you know - none of those were me!
polish black slur . . heheh ..