You Found Me How?

Search engine terms.  This is a stat that WordPress keeps for you on your Dashboard page.  Reading the search engine terms that draw traffic to my blog is at times very amusing.  Below is a listing of several in the past few weeks that have drawn people over to my blog.   I was inspired by a few others I read regularly who have posted their search engine terms recently.

“How to control Mad Man” – if this is an issue of yours then you need the police, not Google

“What rhymes with squirrel” – Good question.  Karnack I am not.

“Where does cereal come from” – A cereal box idiot!!!!  Everyone knows that!

I get tons of hits from scabs and several about teabagging and teabaggers, go figure.

There seems to be a lot of folks confused about toilet paper.  Here are several of the more humorous search engine terms used….

“How to put Toilet Paper on Toilet Parer Roll” – you can use a computer but you can’t put a roll of TP on the holder? 

“Replace Toilet Paper” – another genius

“Toilet Ramblings” – is this really someones issue?  I thought I had issues

“Using toilet paper off the floor” – Toilet Ramblings is looking less astonishing right about now.  Why would you even want to consider using TP off the floor?  Get a fresh one off the roll.

This one surprised me – “Polish Black Slur” – WTF?  When have I ever come close to this?

“How does a shower work?” – I have a scary feeling that this one, even though they can use a computer and work the Internet, has never taken a shower. 

“How do I know my moles are normal” – You don’t.  People go to school a very long time for this.  They are called DOCTORS!

The Internet never ceases to amaze me.