Lazy Does Not Even Begin to Explain It

What you are about to read may shock you!

I have a friend that has satillite radio in his car.  He keeps the satillite radio tuner/receiver thingamajig right on his dashboard within his reach.  As we were driving along yesterday, he puts on the radio and then reaches down into the center console and pulls out a remote control for the radio.  A REMOTE CONTROL FOR THE CAR RADIO!!!!!! 

I was shocked beyond words.  I was speechless in the car for a moment.  What do you say?  How do you even begin to comment?  We were driving in a little Mazda, not a streach limo.  I mean, how lazy can one person get.  How lazy can we as a society get, when we need to depend on remote controls to change the channel or volume of our car radios? 

I asked him about it.  His response was “Cool isn’t it?”

I responded back “not even close”

“what do you mean?” he asks

“Lazy does not even begin to explain it” I told him.

I went on with a whole rant in his car about how this had to be the most laziest thing I had ever seen.  I went on asking if he was that lazy that he could not reach the tuner that is within arms reach.  I asked him if he is spoon fed at home and does he have a remote control ass wiper too. 

I am sure that he was mad at me.  I am sure that it will be a while before he calls me to hang out or at the very least gives me a ride in his car anywhere.  I don’t care.  That is just plain lazy and there is nothing in the world that will convince me otherwise. 

Remote control for the car radio, what ever will they think of next?