You go, No, you go, no no no you go………….
I hate driving up to an intersection with stop signs. I hate that when I get there at my stop sign, there is another car arriving at the stop sign at just the same time. There we are, stopped, waiting for the other to make a move. So I do the polite thing, I wave him on. At that same time, the other driver waves me on. Then we both go and break hard looking at each other with dumb looks on our faces and waving the apologetic wave to each other. Then again we both wave each other through and again break hard. AUGH! Why does this have to be so damn fracking difficult. I just want to get to the other side. I want to get through this stop sign and back up the road to my destination. I wave one last time and the other driver waves back. This time I don’t go. Neither do they. AUGH!!!!! You @)*%)@$*%@)*%* piece of @^%)_!+! You are really starting to piss me off. Finally, without any wave, I gun the gas, hoping, praying that you don’t do the same thing and wreck my truck, and I make it through. I look in my rear-view mirror and see you pass harmlessly behind me. I take a deep breath and calm down. I made it. I proceed down the road approach another intersection, another stop sign and another car. Will this madness ever end?
